HEHE I nabbed this from
hay1ockGo to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Emily
--- <tr><td></td> The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend. </td></tr>
2. Your age: 25
--- <tr><td></td> (Pronounced two-five)
Used primarily with selling of
weed, when buying a
stick (flat rate of 25AUD) is called a 25. </td></tr>
3. One of your friends: Kristy
--- Dangerously attractive and intelligent. A real femefatale and master of seducing men. All men want her and all men get eaten by her.
4. What should you be doing?: Reading
--- rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
5. Your favorite color: Pink
--- an irritating choice of word for "pussy" or any vaginal based slang, used in the original manga books of "Battle Royale" when translated into english.
6. Your birthplace: Launceston
--- Living in Launceston makes me want to commit suicide.
It's the bogan, redneck and boredom capital of Australia.
7. Last person you talked to: Mum
--- a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
8. Last thing you drank: Tea
--- <tr><td></td> A slang term used by Jack Kerouac and the Beats when refering to
marijuana, seen in Kerouac's novel On the Road. </td></tr>
9. Your nickname: Geek, (I also get *V)
--- Not to be confused with
Nerd. A geek does not have to be smart, a Geek is someone who is generaly not athletic, and enjoys Video Games; Comic Books; being on the internet, and etc.
--- *A letter that appears when you paste something repeatedly, and when finished, you let go of Ctrl first instead of V.